At the Cofidis team presentation last week, Sylvain Chavanel, France's failed expectation incarnate, announced his intentions to join the emo pop quartet Fall Out Boy.
Considering Sylvain's record of failing to live up to his hype, he'll probs just end up playing the tambourine for Platogrande's local fav: Pilates in Falluja.
Also, Virenque lives!
