Frank Schleck is a homo...

Feeling uncomfortable, Frankie?

...phobe. In a curiously unattributed Competitive Cyclist article full of deep truths such as "do not think a group ride of Cat 3's is anything like a pack of pros", Frank Schleck is shown, nay, put on display for having problems with man love. Frank takes issue with being called a "faggot" by a passing jackass motorist. A pro cyclist, someone who rides 20,000 miles a year never has been called queer before by a lazy, fat slob driver? Frank must not ride much in the US of A. Credit to the author for citing the Alpe d'Huez and Amstel Gold winner for having a hate problem, but one has to wonder if there's more to the story.

Imagine if that yahoo saw that Frankie shaves his chest.

Someone should sit Frank Schleck down to watch "American Beauty" before he does something truly rash.