Tuesday, February 12, 2008

Who needs makeup when you can have an Orca?

Clinique boardroom wall, unknown photographer.

I'm never, ever leaving home again without my CR1. Seriously! Carbon fiber is the new black. Or something. Those ten pounds the camera adds? Gone with CF. Blemishes and zits? Poof! they are no more. Is your ass in danger of dragging on the ground? Nuh-uh, not with a plastic bike. Just ask Eva Longoria. Why would she ever go out without her Basque carbon fiber extravaganza when with it she looks like this and without... like this. Tony Parker, are you listening? Get that frame crash replacement policy in order, stat!

1 comment:

Magnus said...

Okay if I steal your Eva Longoria-on-an-Orca theme and do a post on it? Come on...;)