Vino As Picthman

Is number two chain in all Kazakhstan!

Taste The Rainbow

OK, if George is David Silver, Lance is Dylan MacKay, and Bobby J is Brandon Walsh, then who is the guy on the left and what did he do to Steve Sanders?

Mr. 60: Taking Shit Too Seriously

And yes, that does say propaganda on my jacket.

New Euskaltel Jersey: Snappy or Nappy?

In honor of Unai Etxebarria's victory today in the Volta a Mallorca, Mr. 60 thought about declaring today a Cycopaths holiday. Why? Because Unai rides for a team from the Basque country, Mr. 60's ancestral land; he won a race in Catalunya, where Mr. 60 spends his summers; and lastly, Mr. Extebarria is is a Venezuelan citizen. Although Mr. 60 is not a Chavista, he does love Hugo's snappy fashion sense.



Nice early season win Unai. Now you can goof off until next year.

So a day off is in order, no?

Actually, no.

Who are we kidding? Every day is a holiday to Mr. 60.
Instead, we've put the champagne on ice, and we're all going to work. How? By examining the new Euskaltel jersey.

The new design. Proudly displayed below by Igor Anton.

You Like it, Igor? It makes you happy, yes?

It looks like they added some squiggly white lines up the sides, and a big orange thumbprint in the middle.

And the old jersey? Here it is in all it's classic splendour:

You're a good looking jersey, yes you are. Hold out that chest!

And finally, here are Manuel Madariaga's panties:

Mr. Madariaga had many wonderfull things to say to the press about Iban Mayo during the latter's tenure with Euskaltel.

So which jersey do we prefer, dear readers?
Share your thoughts in the comment section below.

All praise be to our friend Magnus for first raising the issue of the dueling jerseys.

Chavanel to join Fall Out Boy?

At the Cofidis team presentation last week, Sylvain Chavanel, France's failed expectation incarnate, announced his intentions to join the emo pop quartet Fall Out Boy.

Considering Sylvain's record of failing to live up to his hype, he'll probs just end up playing the tambourine for Platogrande's local fav: Pilates in Falluja.

Also, Virenque lives!

American team plans to never win

From the country that brings you the best in security theater comes to you anti-doping theater. US-based team Slipstream has announced plans to blow their load administer fifty doping controls per year to each team member. Apparently claiming to spend 400,000USD on team-sponsored doping tests is supposed to make us feel good. And by feel good I mean laugh and point as the riders on Team Slipstream get consistently dropped. It seems that a goal of having a "clean" team is to attract sponsors which might, understandably, given the seemingly endless doping scandals in cycling, be skittish about putting money into a team. Team Slipstream is going to need that extra sponsorship money to pay for all those extra doping tests.

Fuck Was You Thinking? All Mario Edition!

Above, Mario doing what he did best: winning and making sure his ass didn't look too big.

Hey Ma! Look, no style!

This one picture has done more damage to the image of cycling than all of the Lance's and Floyd's combined.

Maillot Jaune, Maglia Rosa, World Championship: no jersey was deemed too gaudy for matching shorts.

For a Giro prologue Mario once dressed like a chubby Mary-Kate Olsen.

Here he looks like the creepy Italian exchange student who eagerly hits on the ugly chicks at a Delta Sigma Delta party.

That's part of the saddle between his legs, right? And damn if that camel doesn't look like he's having the time of his life.

Another of his famous wacky prologue skinsuits. The Italians ate it up: Oh, there's that-a crazy Mario again!

Mario fed the children of many Flemish helmet painters throughout his career.

Many.

Life after cycling: Male Model Mario doing his best acciao azzurri.

Hey Mario! Who has more STYLE THAN YOU?

Next time on Fuck Was You Thinking: Danilo Hondo!