Monday, January 15, 2007

Corre Con Sinverguenzas!




















Looking for some winter training excitement? Ever wonder how Jan and Danilo get in such good shape so quickly? How high can one's hematocrit get without solidifying one's blood?Find the answers to these questions and more with:

A TRIP FOR TWO TO MEXICO!
WIN A CHANCE TO TRAIN WITH TEAM TINKOFF!

That's right! Pack your blood bags!
We're (maybe) giving away a trip (itinerary) to exotic Chiapas (ok, not really) for you and your personal trainer (physician). Spend five untestable days training with Tyler and Danilo! Why shiver through your base miles in chilly Alpine, N.J. when you could be sunning yourself in Mexico's unregulated, anabolic splendour! Be the first on your club to ride 5000 k's without turning a pedal! Note that clean sharps are not provided, so please bring your own.
To enter just make a donation to Tyler and Floyd's defense funds and send a SASE to:

World Anti-Doping Agency (WADA)
Avenue du Tribunal-Fédéral 34
1005 Lausanne Switzerland

And tell them Mr. 60% sent you!
Hey Oleg! How many dopers did you sign? http://www.kommersant.com/photo/300/DAILY/2005/131/KP_63976_001_26_l.jpg

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