An in depth Cycopaths investigation into the effect of cycling blogs on society has uncovered a startling truth: snarky satire on professional cycling is now the leading cause of douchebaggery in the NYC racing scene.
What was once solely the domain of earnest, humourless weekend warriors is now over run with funny, sarcastic people. This dynamic movement away from the historically sweet world of bike racing has been brought about by a consortium of power hungry two wheeled media moguls intent on the destruction of all things pure. The draconian practice of allowing anonymous posting on the Internet is a common mind control tactic and stands against all notions of free will.
All riders with a sense of the absurd are complicit in this dark conspiracy.
In a related story, it is now believed that rock and roll corrupts innocent young minds and dancing leads to promiscuity.
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What was once solely the domain of earnest, humourless weekend warriors is now over run with funny, sarcastic people. This dynamic movement away from the historically sweet world of bike racing has been brought about by a consortium of power hungry two wheeled media moguls intent on the destruction of all things pure. The draconian practice of allowing anonymous posting on the Internet is a common mind control tactic and stands against all notions of free will.
All riders with a sense of the absurd are complicit in this dark conspiracy.
In a related story, it is now believed that rock and roll corrupts innocent young minds and dancing leads to promiscuity.
See also:
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