Evander thought this was the worst day of his life until now
Boxer Evander Holyfield, in the midst of a
third comeback, has been
caught with his trunks down. With a bizarre situation bearing a striking resemblance to the infamous
"Operación Puerto" affair, sports fans have received a shock in learning that
boxers use steroids. That's right, doping scandals are
not just for cyclists anymore.
What, me worry?
Father Time The 44 year old boxer is still in denial, despite the facts that he and "Evan Fields" share the same birthday, and that when a clever reporter called the telephone number listed on
Evander's Evan's account, guess who picked-up? If you believe 'Vander is clean, you probably believe
Michael "it's not my crack pipe" Irvin too. Shoulda used a
Ron Mexico name, Evander.
1 comment:
Tell me about it.
The jakes have charged me with possessing Platogrande's works far too many damn times to count.
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