Wednesday, May 2, 2007

To protect the sheep you gotta catch the wolf, and it takes a wolf to catch a wolf.


On the heels of the latest allegations against The Frieburg University Clinic by former Team Telekom soigneur Jeff D'Hont that two of its doctors, Lothar Heinrich and Andreas Schmid, provided EPO to former riders Bjarne Riis and Jan Ullrich, comes decisive action.

First, Rudolf Scharping, president of the German cycling federation (BDR) has said he expects the T-Mobile Team (formerly Telekom) to thoroughly investigate the allegations. "The clinic and T-Mobile will clear up the affair," he said.

Well, that settles that!

Secondly, Scharping has announced that all Germans wishing to represent the Fatherland in Olympic competition must now agree to submit a DNA sample.

See? They're serious about ridding our sport of this scourge!

Where, pray tell, will all of these perfect samples of Aryan blood be stored?
At the Frieburg University Clinic, nacth!



Why is there a satanic looking Batman on their seal?


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