Friday, May 18, 2007

Too legit to quit

Can't touch this

That's Doctor Platogrande to you. Indeed, the Cycopaths are back with some serious street cred, joining the ranks of cycling's intellectual elite. A PhD does that. Not like I'm going to let it get to my head or anything.

But on to the news. DiLuca is in pink, but still has no class. Mr. 60's man-crush, Iban Mayo, is looking good in the Giro too. Basso is taking the fall for his doping dog, Birrillo. The Flandis anti-doping case has taken one bizarre turn after another, and even "Rainbow Brite" is now having doubts about Floyd. Incredibly, Oleg Tinkoff is having second-thoughts himself, but about hiring a squad of Doping All-Stars to bear his name on their cycling kits (and apparently has a thing for Russian boys). Looks like we're back just in time to break it down for you.

2 comments:

Magnus said...

So you`ve got a crush on Iban? Nice, me too:P

Anonymous said...

welcome back, you man-loving nerds!
and congrats plato on proving your superiority to the rest of us with your 'choir-boy-smarty-pants' show-off routine.