Worse Than A Decep Beat-Down?

A Toast! To never testing positive again!

The cycling world continues to lament Jan Ullrich's decision to retire from the sport at the age of 33.
Even five time tour winner Miguel Indurain weighed in, saying yesterday: "Although at 33 he didn't have much cycling left in his legs, it is a shame he has had to retire in this manner."

Yes Mig, it is a damn shame, and the Cycopaths have also been deeply affected by Jan's decision.

In fact, until this week, the worst thing that had ever happened to Mr. 60 was when he got jumped by Deceps back in 1991.

And now this.

When will it get easier?

We are emotionally scared and will never look at amphetamines the same.

Guten Tag, bitch!



Jan rolls mad deep...into retirement.

God Is Dead

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? What was holiest and mightiest of all that the world has yet owned has bled to death under our knives: who will wipe this blood (doping scandal -ed.) off us? What water is there for us to clean ourselves? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we have to invent? Is not the greatness of this deed too great for us? Must we ourselves not become gods simply to appear worthy of it?
—Nietzsche, The Gay Science, Section 125, tr. Walter Kaufmann