Worse Than A Decep Beat-Down?

A Toast! To never testing positive again!

The cycling world continues to lament Jan Ullrich's decision to retire from the sport at the age of 33.
Even five time tour winner Miguel Indurain weighed in, saying yesterday: "Although at 33 he didn't have much cycling left in his legs, it is a shame he has had to retire in this manner."

Yes Mig, it is a damn shame, and the Cycopaths have also been deeply affected by Jan's decision.

In fact, until this week, the worst thing that had ever happened to Mr. 60 was when he got jumped by Deceps back in 1991.

And now this.

When will it get easier?

We are emotionally scared and will never look at amphetamines the same.

Guten Tag, bitch!



Jan rolls mad deep...into retirement.