Wednesday, February 21, 2007

Corrections and Clarifications

A detailed study of Jason Donald's remarkable performance in the opening stage of the Tour of California has revealed a previously unknown determining factor in his stunning second place performance: the wind.
See? Mr. 60 was right!
Jason did cheat.
Fine, it wasn't EPO. But these favorable wind conditions undoubtedly contributed to the outcome of the race. This 'wind' is deplorable. The reports are all true, there is no morality left in sports.
The UCI should be ashamed of themselves. We will not tire in our campaign against this despicable 'wind'.
Floyd are you listening? Can you organize us a fundraiser?

1 comment:

Magnus said...

Agree, his performance seemed a little strange to say the least...