Win a Date With Mr. 60: The Winner

We'd grown tired lately of the usual array of drugs, Brazilian bonadage models, hippie strippers, and ex-girlfriends (that pic of my ex is probs NSFW, unless it is, in which case you have a better job than Mr. 60). Honestly, we were beginning to feel more like Mr. 52% when we decided the best way to raise the hematocrit of life would be to hold our contest earlier this week.
Although we were inundated with responses, there can be only one winner. And what a winner it is!
Fellow journalist, friend of the Cycopaths, and preeminent English language expert on Basque cycling, Mr. Magnus has won a date with Mr. 60%.
Before you book that flight from Oslo to New York though, we'd like to offer you an alternative prize: a Brooklyn cycling cap, as worn above by Cycopaths spokes model Mars Blackmon.

So what do you say Magnus? Email us your address for the hat or pack a bottle of Aquavit and we'll pick you up from JFK. The choice is yours.