"Today I'm ending my career as a professional cyclist,"
- Jan Ullrich, February 26, 2007
Ah, Ulle, you knew the jig was up, it seems. While some us refused to believe that the reign of Der Kaiser as second (or fourth) fiddle was not at an end, there can surely be no doubt now. Even this optimistic, some say naive reporter has trouble believing that this dope test was "rigged", as the party line goes.
I concur with my colleague, Mr 60%, that our beloved sport of cycling is at fault more than any individual. Still, we must question why some individuals take the fall for the entire sport. Remember how Paco Mancebo retired then unretired? Why isn't his DNA being tested, we wonder. Bad luck for Ulle, or perhaps stupidity, as suggested by an avid Cycopaths reader:
Well, you do have to wonder what kind of chapucero would use a double-secret codename like "Jan". Who would have thought that it was really the Kaiser's blood? Nicely done, Eufemiano.
Given that, it does seem kind of smart of Lance to go with a guy who knows how to hide the bodies... err... blood bags.
And what of Ivan Basso, and
his dog Birrillo? My theory? Birrillo disguised himself and played the part of
lookout man dog.
